Steve
” Have a great trip Memphis”
”Thanks sus”
”See you in three weeks.”
”Bye!”
I was on my way to a trip of a life time. A trip I am never going to forget. My name is Memphis Robinson and I am thirty-two years and from Adams, North Dakota population two hundred and three but, at the moment I live with my best friend Susan Funstin in Fargo, in her tiny little apartment with two teacup Chihuahua Poly ,Penny and my lovely Dachshund Tennessee my names menphis hahha any way . I love it but, some times it is good to get away. I mean I feel bad for staying there because, I hit sort of a midlife crises. I mean I used to be double platuim card member do victoria secret, but then i lost it so they down graded me to a single platinum so i had get away. sus says she doesn’t mind. she says she likes the company, but i know her so I know she was looking forward to having me gone for a few weeks. anyway i was living in France, Paris actually. if i have forgot to mention i am a huge shopper. I have flown before. I always wear the same thing . My special marc Jacobs red stiletto heels which I got form tj maxs for an unbelievable price of 35. 99 which I love. My mini skirt and juicy couture sweatshirt. I was cheeked in . I just had to go through security. Oh I hate taking of your shoes I was trying to come up with a nice way to tell then men in front of me to get some feet perfume, because there was a big stench .
”who’s bag is this”
”mine”
”ma’am you are going to have to come with me”
”oh come on really”
it could be my my minnie bottle of dolce and gabbana the one perfect perfume sent that i got for nordstrom for 75 dollars. i knew i should not have brought it, but when i got in to sus’s car. i mean when you open the car door it just hits you dirty socks and dog. for Christmas one year i got her this really cute air freshener from Frebrez for your car, but she just thought that is was so cute so she put it in here living room. any way
ma’am i am going to have to get rid of this ”
the man held up my dolce and gabanna the one
”noooooooooooooooooooo”
okay thanks
Well i guess now i have to buy perfume in paris oh well. I just need to stop at the store to buy a dite coke,vogue magazine and a bag of low fat no salt extra small bag of pretzels . i have been working out and i am on this no fat of sodium diet, it’s totally working I have never looked so good. I mean i am 5’9 so could have been a model and i am defiantly pretty enough i just think i didn’t get the part because no one would look at the clothes they would just be staring at my beauty . i mean i have been working so hard at my diet i was one-hundred and thirty pound, but know I’m one hundred and twenty eight. i only drink soda when i fly. sus says i don’t need more caffein i am already to perky, but if you ask me that is a wonderful quality . Anyway I better get to my gate. wow i am so exited yea.
“hi my name is Memphis robinson I was wondering if i could get upgraded To first class”
“sorry ma’am we don’t have any more room in first class and you don’t have another points to upgrade”
” oh well sorry for bothing you”
”wow that a beautiful necklace”“
“:really you like it”
” you can have it if i sit in first class”
” thank don’t worry i will make it happen”
I was not going to tell her i bought it at tjmaxx for 14.50 it said it was 45 dollar before it went on sale.
so thats how i get to sit in first class.
Flight 4040 is now boarding first class
yea thats me wow.
”HI my name is Memphis robinson what’s yours”
The minuet I lied eyes on him I know he was not going to be part of the Memphis fan club and that was okay. Not everyone has to love me. I mean they should, but no ones potting a gun to there heads. So I am used to that kind of person.
This man was large, bold and strangely reminded me of a pumpkin.
The look in his large brown eyes told me he thought it was going to be a long twelve hours, and I am sorry to tell you he was probably right. I one of those people who love to talk, I talk to everyone and by the way he had his abnormally large nose in his paper I was pretty sure we were not going to discuss our personal lives
“Hi” i said again ”what’s your name”
”steve” steve said
” so steve where you from”
” well” i said not waiting for him to answer.
I’m thirty-two years and from Adams North Dakota population two hundred and three, but right know I live in fargo North Dakota with my best friend sus you would probably like her. i can get you her number. she blonde and cute you know. and she does not have a boyfriend except iam not really sure your her type. what about you, how your life.
”Um” steve said ” well”
I live in new york
”Where?” I said
”New york city”
he was looking more and more annoyed, but I kept asking the questions.
”Do you live in a house or apartment ?”
”does it really matter to you. If have to know I live in new york, i am fifty - two and divorced. i live in a beautiful loft apartment that looks over central park with my two dogs John and spot. ”
steve said angrily. ” is that good enough for you.
”yes thats great, except i have one tiny little question why were you in fargo”
”If you must know i was visiting my daughter peggy and her new born son Phill they live in a town just out of Fargo. so there do you need any more information before i ask the flight attended to be moved”
”wow way to over react”
”miss i would like to be moved’; steve said
”um sr. i am really sorry to tell you, but we don’t have any more seats and know one wants to move sorry”
i have no idea why they were bing so nice to steve i mean come on
” wow this is starting to be the worst trip ever” steve said
” hey you are the luckiest man on this flight. your seating next to me”
”yea what ever”
so I got to Paris and the trip was great, but that’s not the important part. steve finally got a new seat, and I got stuck seating next to a chatty teenager who was visiting her mom in Paris. that was fine as you know i love to talk the entire time she talked about her boy friend who seemed to me to be a total idiot, but i was not going to tell her that. She was telling me. that they went together and alfie her boyfriend was looking. anyway this is the best part I found out that steve was steven umkin can you image and did remind me of a pumpkin . I mean i don’t really care, i just made at my self that my friend ” I told senator steven that my he was not my friends type can you image susan could have dating a senator.
